There just aren't that many job openings for a professional boob critic. Lord knows I've tried. And I find that a lot of women just don't appreciate my expert and honest ratings of their boobs when I give them a rating at the bar or at the supermarket.
But there is one place where I can really hone my skills as an Amateur Boob Critic and that's Boobyshare.net by viewing, rating, and commenting on real amateur boobs – so get over there and rate boobs.
And if you've got a pair of boobs of your own, or your girlfriend, wife, or ex has some, upload boobs and see how they stand up against the world's best real amateur boobs at Boobyshare.net – you'll be glad you did.